Borat – Dating Service Skit

August 23, 2010 · 50 comments

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Ali G – Borat – Dating Service Skit
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Guaranteeing a girl’s attention means planting seeds and sharing interests and then making yourself scarce, but not quite “hard to get.” Grab and keep a girl’s attention with advice from a female dating coach in this free video on dating tips for guys. Expert: Jessica Claire Contact: www.newyorkdatingcoach.com Bio: Jessica Claire is the host of her own midnight hour talk radio show, where she gives advice on dating. Filmmaker: Paul Muller

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Bribasse82 August 23, 2010 at 4:54 am

sexytime yeah:).

Veronicahoskinson August 23, 2010 at 5:27 am

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helloo889 August 23, 2010 at 5:31 am

i can hear his british acsent when he says “can” and “her”

leparditas August 23, 2010 at 5:43 am

vagin :D

lumpyfishful August 23, 2010 at 6:26 am

love the intro musics :D

nancyl2 August 23, 2010 at 6:47 am

@richards: Great reply. WHY because it is an original opinion + I like that.:) I really am tired of women being put down in this way as sex objects that have no intelligence. But THAT IS MY VIEW. YOU have yours, I respect your reply –This vid shared with me was to see my filters going off from my conditionings as a sheeple. If you do not understand then I take it you need to research your truth. :-) I am not upset so I need not calm down. Borat is Borat a Sad controlled being. + we Laugh.<3

richards91fan August 23, 2010 at 7:34 am

@nancyl2 I’m a woman and the reason I’m not offended by this at all is because “Borat”, is just a character a comedian is playing and that’s not the shit the comedian really believes. It just snowballed into a movie.

No offense, but you need to calm down. IT’S NOT REAL!

xJumpman023x August 23, 2010 at 8:29 am

im pretty sure Jenny has plenty of “plow” experience…

trafficjam10 August 23, 2010 at 9:17 am

@ChaosWZ thats the whole point

ChaosWZ August 23, 2010 at 9:32 am

He’s so strange. Conversations with him must be painfully awkward

sequentialproduction August 23, 2010 at 9:42 am

“big like a can of pepsi” LMAO

chrysillo August 23, 2010 at 10:04 am

“a senses of humor” LMAO

jtyrone August 23, 2010 at 10:23 am

“but if she cheat on me i will crush her”

lmfao.. “well that’s not going to qualify you for our membership if you’re ready to crush a woman” XD

Abduhi August 23, 2010 at 11:01 am

“if possible plow experience”

InformationSecrets August 23, 2010 at 11:12 am

Nice…I won’t try getting a girl for 50 gallons of insecticide again…Borat rocks!

theballer04 August 23, 2010 at 11:14 am

“well you probably look for the same qualities that you were attracted to in your wife”
“no”

mrhash2008 August 23, 2010 at 11:18 am

man she just met my expectations

sasoon August 23, 2010 at 11:57 am

“How do I find if she will be a cheaaaaaat?” Borat needs to come back…somehow, someway…

MrJeff123142 August 23, 2010 at 12:18 pm

hahahahahahahaahahahahhahah .. dis nigga is funnyyyy

DrunkenMidget90 August 23, 2010 at 1:10 pm

@ViperRob42 lol he really does :D

edelcampo24 August 23, 2010 at 1:30 pm

@ViperRob42 lmfaoooo

kingmaxim187 August 23, 2010 at 2:07 pm

HAHA

rb26capri August 23, 2010 at 2:26 pm

sexy time

hynixx August 23, 2010 at 3:00 pm

When do we have sexy intercourse?well whenever you both agree on that..when do me and you have a sexy intercourse?hahaha

lukeycc67 August 23, 2010 at 3:31 pm

i reckon i would proper crush that jenny bird, fuckin ell

BigG507 August 23, 2010 at 3:44 pm

@smokehouseflannigan bahahahahhahaahahahahahha

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rodica345 August 23, 2010 at 5:03 pm

YOU ARE SO GAY

Agent1W August 23, 2010 at 5:34 pm

@Volvo745T What exactly are they looking at? I wonder.

silbanis August 23, 2010 at 6:18 pm

Guys..Please don’t watch this & think “That doesn’t look
too hard.I think that I’ll go out and give it a try.Try to meet
someone”.I promise that you’ll end up failing.Save yourself
the embarrassment,humiliation and blow to your self-
esteem.

gilnos August 23, 2010 at 7:04 pm

okay i just want to say that i have tried doing what she said to do, i approached attractive women at the club and told them that they look stunning in their dresses or skirts & nothing happened…I believe this only works if ur a attractive looking guy, this doesn’t work for guys who look average, what i learned instead was creating a attraction with women, if u can do this u r in.

Volvo745T August 23, 2010 at 7:55 pm

@Agent1W – It’s understandable that women don’t stare at guys too much or in an obvious fashion … we don’t need too much encouragement for pursuit.

But if you can do this without driving off of the road*, watch women engage in stealth guy watching. Ladies, chime in as needed. ;)

Thedarkcountry August 23, 2010 at 8:30 pm

@24props lol
the biggest bullshit i ve ever heard

Agent1W August 23, 2010 at 9:29 pm

@Volvo745T Indeed, but you can’t always catch them in the act. You almost always have your back turned. If they lock onto you long enough, other people near her will take notice and then they’ll tell you personally(the only way I actually figure out).

Men can do it too but often, they’ll need a cover or “put up an act” to avoid making it obvious.

It’s a crazy game of watching, isn’t it? Woman looks at man, man looks at woman, and never the twain shall meet!

Volvo745T August 23, 2010 at 9:45 pm

@Agent1W – IMO women are expert at checking out guys covertly.

Gr3gg228 August 23, 2010 at 9:56 pm

Why would I want to get attention from a chick sitting alone at a bar? The concept is very true though. The one who cares the least has control over the relationship at any level of the relationship including that first greeting.

user696969 August 23, 2010 at 9:59 pm

her compliment sucked and would never work unless you were brad pitt, what you should say is something like this….”you’d have the best hair in this place if it was blonde (or brunette)”, trust me girls you meet in bars don’t want nice guys

realityfighting August 23, 2010 at 10:38 pm

muito interessante. i think from my own experience i would definitley have to agree with this video. absolutley. you want to give her attention initialy but then pull back a little.

TheRealBlackHair August 23, 2010 at 11:35 pm

looking for a woman for friendship.
someone who’s out going and likes animals, especially sheep.
with a keen interest in music and beach valley ball.
must be in late 40′s to early 80′s and chubby please.
oh, and she must have lots of money.
well thats about it, come and get me get ladys!

Leatherbubba August 24, 2010 at 12:17 am

Dating is a waste of time. Ever hear of hookers,people?

kizzybone August 24, 2010 at 12:26 am

Where’s the video detailing how to get a date with Jessica Claire?

keithlamontbraggs August 24, 2010 at 12:57 am

How can i smile and make eye contact with a girl if they wont even look at me?

Agent1W August 24, 2010 at 1:08 am

In layman’s terms, it’s magnetism. A girl will try to attract guys over to her or a guy will try to attract girls over to him.

You may have to do a very subtle thing to make contact, but otherwise, you pretty much ignore them and go about your business. This will put you on the receiving end!

It happens all too often that girls are checking me out when I LEAST realize it. It’s like the Boos of Super Mario. You look at them and they stop, but when you turn your back, they follow you lol.

speedomike747 August 24, 2010 at 1:31 am

now learn us some positions

bweazel August 24, 2010 at 2:20 am

This advice is very true. Women can’t stand to feel like they aren’t the center of attention.

1cleverpartner August 24, 2010 at 2:57 am

Great tip, however, it takes a bit more effort to just spit out a random statement and “run”. I would add that a guy would need an ender, like “Hope I get to see you again before I leave”, so she definitely knows you’re interested.

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xemsisx August 24, 2010 at 3:49 am

@kokoth

well… you shold know more about dicks than me i guess

Mrmoc7 August 24, 2010 at 4:25 am

@Babssssssss

It’s a habit because I also comment in forums where you’re not allowed to use curse words. Anyways, f*** you once again.

Babssssssss August 24, 2010 at 4:51 am

you may or may not like her advise & she might not be a
super model but how can some of you people say shes not
pretty or go low as to call her ugly!?!?

Babssssssss August 24, 2010 at 5:36 am

@Mrmoc7 whats with the *** after fuck you? you trying to sensor your
self from you or protecting the public. its kinda stupid.
Anyways looks like there is hope for you- just keep doing the opposite
of what you say.

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